All wedding types will be catered for: big, small, religious, second marriage, atheist, straight, same-sex, church, field…

All speakers will be addressed: bride, groom, father, mother, best woman and literally everyone in between…

All eventualities will be planned for: mic failures, drunk guests, missing brides, smashed glasses, weeping FOBs, forgotten words…

All of which will be delightfully and wittily illustrated, with a mix of little-known wedding facts and a whole host of inspirational (or not) quotations.

Unaccustomed as I am… The Wedding Speech Made Easy is published on November 3rd, and is available for pre-order today on Amazon